Book 1: Achilles Gets Mad Because Agamemnon is a Child
Sing, goddess, the rage of Achilles …
Book 2: The Longest List of Names You’ll Ever Read
The other gods, and warrior of men, slept the whole night long …
Book 3: Paris Runs Away In Battle, Aphrodite Makes Helen Hang Out With Him
The trojans advanced with clamour and loud cries …